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Jun 2020
5:20pm, 23 Jun 2020
24,790 posts
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Maclennane
rinse clean with dry water?
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Jun 2020
7:27pm, 23 Jun 2020
18,185 posts
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Serendippily
Dry ice?
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Jun 2020
8:26pm, 23 Jun 2020
11,963 posts
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Markymarkmark
Now my fillings ache just thinking about it!
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Jun 2020
11:37am, 25 Jun 2020
50,293 posts
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Diogenes
It's a pair of shorts, FFS
"The Ronhill Infinity Marathon Twin Shorts ensure mile after mile of comfort and storage for your marathon essentials*."
*Legs, privates and lower abdomen
The Ronhill Infinity Marathon Twin Shorts feature two different technologies*, one that resides inside the outer shorts and the other resides within the inner shorts. The outer shorts provide you with Flexlite technology which offers inherent stretch that is achieved from the high elastane content in a woven construction. This construction allows the fabric to provide great freedom of movement with a flattering and relaxed fit**. Furthermore, the inner shorts offer Powerlite technology that provides excellent stretch and recovery. This is achieved through the knitted construction along with the high elastane content also, therefore, Powerlite fabrics offer great freedom of movement and excellent support with a next to skin fit***.
*materials, not technologies
**unless you are a fat bastard
***shorts you can move in, innovative
Aiding these two superb technologies is the fabrics ability to wick moisture as it's produced. Once wicked the fabrics transfer the moisture to the outer layers where it can be easily evaporated. This unique moisture management ensures you stay cool, dry and comfortable for longer during intense activities. The fabrics used are also excellently breathable allowing cool air to fully permeate the entire construction, providing a constant supply of fresh, cool air*.
*the shorts do NOT provide a constant supply of fresh, cool air, you'll have to generate this yourself by moving about a bit or pointing a fan at your gonads
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Jun 2020
11:38am, 25 Jun 2020
120,735 posts
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GregP
~giggles~
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Jun 2020
11:50am, 25 Jun 2020
20,025 posts
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Dvorak
I don't really want anything resident in my shorts apart from me.
Especially not a Powerlite.
The chilled-air dessication of my nutsack is also something I'd rather avoid.
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Jun 2020
11:52am, 25 Jun 2020
50,758 posts
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GlennR
I could have done with that this morning.
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Jun 2020
11:54am, 25 Jun 2020
6,238 posts
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Fragile Do Not Bend
I’ve never heard anyone describe what they keep in their shorts as ‘marathon essentials’ before. 
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Jun 2020
11:59am, 25 Jun 2020
120,736 posts
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GregP
~giggles some more~
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Jun 2020
12:05pm, 25 Jun 2020
24,238 posts
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fetcheveryone
Shouldn't that be s'nickers?
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