Joke of the day........

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Oranj 16 May 10:15pm, 16 May 2024 4,164 posts	0 Oranj An entire city has just gone missing in Yorkshire. Police are looking for Leeds.
JCB 16 May 11:36pm, 16 May 2024 5,670 posts	0 JCB I heard that the police are also chasing some vicious invisible dogs. They only have a couple of leads to follow.
Sigh 17 May 5:03am, 17 May 2024 26,580 posts	0 Sigh As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!!!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: "Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done"
Mushroom 17 May 3:43pm, 17 May 2024 3,160 posts	0 Mushroom I've read all of Stephen King's books. The hardest part was sneaking into his house..
DocM 18 May 7:02am, 18 May 2024 49,230 posts	0 DocM I didn’t want to believe it when my Dad got sacked for stealing from his job working on the roads. But when i went round to his house, all the signs were there.
DocM 18 May 7:02am, 18 May 2024 49,231 posts	0 DocM Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don't know what you're missing!