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For the bored - Amir’s Marathons

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Totriornottotri Jul 2020 6:48am, 9 Jul 2020 473 posts	0 Totriornottotri Some on Twitter has a theory! https://youtu.be/hazBvRKqY_U Thread by @DullRunning: Coffee table runner saga. Yesterday i ran an ultra on my 25th day without food or water as it is Ramadan. Today i am a "little tired" so its… Coffee table runner saga. Yesterday i ran an ultra on my 25th day without food or water as it is Ramadan. Today i am a "little tired" so its just a half Gets up.....tepidly walk jogs at about 13-14 min mile pace #AsifAmiratCoffeetableMarathons Day 1-43 he suggests he runs 1/2 marathons. With the odd ultra in it. Clips do look like someone good at tech is looping it. Day 43 halfs in a row would floor a good athlete. Not Asif, he's just slightly tired Day 44 titles on youtube change to 100 marathons in 100 days..... erm 43 of them have been halfs....its on your youtube. Even they are iffy as hell. Day 44 is when marathons start...... His pace on camera would take much longer again Camera keeps blurring out....very odd Basic running. If he carried a phone in that position for a marathon his arm would kill. Day 2 he wouldnt carry it He is wearing cargo pants and a t shirt that would tear him apart. No mention of any cuts. Running in work socks, no blisters Rug in perfect condition He has blocked anybody who comments about his manual times ~~strava~~ removed him from leaderboards.....as its manual bullshit He wears about 4 watches yet as a clear non runner doesnt get that sports watches arent meant for indoors Whilst claiming the Garmin he has started using has an indoor use he fails to realise that you need to run outside to calibrate it to you first. Its on his right hand which is doing smaller circles. ~~strava~~ claims 90cm strides its 40 if generous. In 70 marathons and ultras he has not lost weight, despite a large amount of these being fasted during ramadan The rug remains in good condition Despite running ultras daily.......he has maintained a social media presence that would take hours.....yammer, insta, twitter, facebook x 90 groups,.....made an error of posting in a marathon des sables group.....got told he was a fraud.... Strava....billions of groups Facebook error 987453c letting Salford city fc big him up....he cant delete that one......he is deleting every other comment unless its pro bullshit. He is outed as a fraud on that one. Using basic maths. Very basic maths. Despite having twins.......not a peep in the supposed non looped vids.....not even a your dinners ready shout from wifey.......its like its a 5 min loop. have it on in the background the noise of his footprints and one floorboard creak.....its like there is a consistent pattern So white t shirt day. Cotton shirt, we all know thats destroyed bleeding nips.....oh not for our looped hero. Not even sweating, he must have that Prince Andrew issue. In fact he never sweats....the joys of a looped clip. Update.....so whilst working in fraud i was told to work on suspicions. 1 neing weak, 2 being theres probably something there, 3 its fraud.....this guy just explained about 6 things. His ~~strava~~ has 9 pages of typing excuses. All elaborate and bullshitty Most runners have witnessed someone do 10 marathons in 10 days. Its very tough on the body.. yet here comes an unfit guy looking all Disney. No groans or even day 50 "you got this" from wifey No good luck cards just loops The clever stuff is here......but there is so much more. reddit.com/r/ultrarunning… Claiming 100 miles in 100 days.....big lie Claiming to have run any distance above say 5-20km per day still a bit of a push.....edpecially at that pace Claiming to work whilst doing it....... What type of work can you do that requires a thumb tap on a screen every lap? The guy must write one email a day That email would be garbage as he'd be dizzy as hell He is good at writing emails as he never needs to delete one which needs a finger When i first saw it i popped onto ~~strava~~ First comment congratulating him was this fella........God i remember this one....at least it had some truth expressandstar.com/news/local-new… Then on Strava........no runs recorded at all......all manual screenshots. Nothing the year before.....this guy is a techie....he'd be using it 2018 Strava....he doesnt get on that his Bike in october saw him averaging over 60mph.........even when told....he doesnt get it We have a lucozade bottle now.....its shadow remains in the same position for the duration of the clip......oh look blurry camera again......oh the sound of a drill outside is very similar times its like its looped To be fair well done to the techie. Day 57.....he looks fed up that he has to perpetuate a lie today. Looks like a heavy rugby top, he is asking for nipple blood! Nope seems fine. New day, lucozade bottle not moved neither has its shadow. Pace Claiming 4-5 hr marathons. Anybody who runs who watches any clip can see that pace would be more a 7 plus if i was very nice to him. His claimed manual times have sections that would get him in team GB As he would for his 60mph cycling in 2018
Totriornottotri Jul 2020 6:49am, 9 Jul 2020 474 posts	0 Totriornottotri reddit.com
Rosehip Jul 2020 8:52pm, 9 Jul 2020 17,024 posts	0 Rosehip I've seen ths discussed on a few facebook pages now and followed him on ~~strava~~ for info (if you make any sort of negative comment you get blocked, can't even ask a question, so I haven't ) he's now posting Garmin "indoor running" as "proof " of his succession of marathons. He has a fan base who believe the bull too.
Windsor Wool Jul 2020 6:30am, 10 Jul 2020 4,705 posts	0 Windsor Wool As if, Asif.
runnerbean Jul 2020 6:41am, 10 Jul 2020 45,174 posts	0 runnerbean 🐄 💩
larkim Jul 2020 7:26am, 10 Jul 2020 11,487 posts	0 larkim To be fair to the man, he is live streaming with the TV on in the background and a clock in the picture whilst he does his laps of the coffee table. No way his stride length is covering far enough for it to be marathons, but it does look reasonably like he is racking up the steps.
Totriornottotri Jul 2020 7:59am, 10 Jul 2020 483 posts	0 Totriornottotri Yes he’s doing something but it’s funny how people have got angry at it. Hope the money goes to the right place.
Paul N Jul 2020 8:19am, 10 Jul 2020 1,363 posts	0 Paul N I want to know how he's keeping twins quiet! There's money to be made if he sells that secret!
Garfield Jul 2020 4:48pm, 11 Jul 2020 13,293 posts	0 Garfield How very odd!!!
Windsor Wool Jul 2020 12:19pm, 13 Jul 2020 4,709 posts	0 Windsor Wool I saw that he ran his last marathon outside in order to prove the doubters wrong. The issue was that he didn't just let the activity sync with ~~strava~~ he copied in some screen shots from Garmin Connect and added a manual entry along with some other pictures. I think he was a bit disappointed that the marathon took a long time (6 hours) but apparently there were a lot of roads to cross. He found it easy though, thanks to all the training he's been doing. Anyway, in most most polite way I suggested that next time he ran an outdoor marathon that he simply let the activity sync straight on to ~~strava~~ and that if he really wanted to prove the doubters wrong he could still do it for this outdoor marathon. It took him less than 1 minute to block me. Maybe that's what he does on his phone when he's running round the lounge - blocks despicable trolls like me?