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Nov 2008
11:41am, 20 Nov 2008
21,223 posts
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Max71
Billy The Cvnt: Do you have the destination data
Me: Yes, however it is not accurate and needs a fair amount of work doing on it, Ann and I planned to do that next week upon her return
Billy The Cvnt: Er….
Me: Yes? It is not accurate.
BTC: Can I have it?
Me: Yes, don’t quote it though will you as it is NOT ACCURATE
BTC: Can you print out 2…no3…(his P.S. shouts 4, it’s 4 copies you need BTC)
Me: Sure.
I toddle off to the repro room, print out 4 copies, with all the pretty (false) graphs and pie charts and not very accurate data.
15 minutes later
BTC returns with the sheets: This is not right. This information is not accurate.
Me: I know BTC I told you this before I printed it off, I also said Ann and I would be working on it next week.
BTC: I don’t see why you need Ann, what has she got to do with this
Me: She is my line manager, and she has said we are going to work on it next week.
BTC: Get it sorted will you.
Me: When would you like this by BTC?
BTC: I don’t care.
BTC flounces off, I filed the paperwork in my ‘special’ filing place. 
BTC is known as Billy The Cvnt by nearly all of the staff. He is, in fact, a cockcuntwankerfuckhead to give him his Latin name.
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Nov 2008
11:43am, 20 Nov 2008
29,547 posts
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Puddington
Everyone
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Nov 2008
11:44am, 20 Nov 2008
1,296 posts
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lammo
Grump
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Nov 2008
11:49am, 20 Nov 2008
67 posts
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JK13
Max - your post was brilliant
love the the latin version
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Nov 2008
11:51am, 20 Nov 2008
6,490 posts
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Mrs BooBoo LaBoy
LOL Max
For once I really don't need this thread...the buttholes have left the building and have been replaced by much nicer people. Work is now a much nicer place.
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Nov 2008
11:55am, 20 Nov 2008
239 posts
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Aitchbee
LOL Max, I used to work with someone known as Colin the C*nt...he seemed to have the same charm as Billy.
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Nov 2008
12:04pm, 20 Nov 2008
1,008 posts
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SteveX
Just had a 1.5 hourstrategy meeting... usual stuff how do we work better together... what new stuff should we do .. what not to do or drop (never happens) etc etc. lots of ideas etc then just carry on as normal.... waste of time..
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Nov 2008
12:04pm, 20 Nov 2008
23,538 posts
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Gobi
I've just done the satisfaction survey at work, I was not very satisfied :~0
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Nov 2008
12:11pm, 20 Nov 2008
125 posts
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AntBliss - the great dollop
LOL Max, you're latin reads like greek to me.
"Me: When would you like this by BTC?
BTC: I don’t care."
Then why the feck did he ask for it then. twat.
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Nov 2008
12:12pm, 20 Nov 2008
90 posts
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Izzy Backyet
Paula...doesn't so much talk to you but machine guns you with words.Think of Lilly Savage on crack...
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