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Dvorak 28 Feb 10:45am, 28 Feb 2025 28,562 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak Supercharged energy-absorbing polymer technology sports fabrics that harden around key muscle groups? I don't want my shorts to go hard whilst I run, thenguverymuch. Also, it sounds potentially dangerous. What if your shorts caught fire, or exploded ? (Alternatively, maybe they have a usb port, and you can recharge your phone.)
Dvorak 28 Feb 10:52am, 28 Feb 2025 28,563 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak Following a link from the page ... Bandit is a community first running brand, born out of Brooklyn, New York; and describes itself as 'inherently inclusive of all runners regardless of pace or experience'. Because nothing, nothing says inclusivity like a £88 pair of running shorts or a £98 running vest.
Carpathius 28 Feb 10:58am, 28 Feb 2025 23,488 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius of course it's Brooklyn.
ChrisHB 7 Mar 6:16pm, 7 Mar 2025 23,442 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB
Nellers 7 Mar 8:11pm, 7 Mar 2025 44,811 posts	Quote Pin Nellers From reality perhaps?
McGoohan 7 Mar 8:22pm, 7 Mar 2025 55,113 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Technically, there will be gaps between the molecules and atoms of the house and its neighbours
Carpathius 8 Mar 7:00am, 8 Mar 2025 23,515 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius LOL Nellers