Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Jun 2018 7:22am, 19 Jun 2018 12,498 posts	0 Jock Itch Polish football fans on a rampage in Moscow. Police say over 300 cars have been washed, waxed and hoovered
Jock Itch Jun 2018 10:13am, 19 Jun 2018 12,499 posts	0 Jock Itch My wife says she’s leaving me as she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy. What fucking planet is she on?
TomahawkMike Jun 2018 6:51am, 20 Jun 2018 1,365 posts	0 TomahawkMike Doctor: Your brain seems to have erased all memory of 80s music Patient: that’s terrible, what is The Cure? Doctor: oh no it’s worse than I thought
Nellers Jun 2018 1:16pm, 21 Jun 2018 32,756 posts	0 Nellers This year's "Flicking a ruler on the edge of a desk" championship will be held in the Dordogne.
Shortcut Cam Jun 2018 1:24pm, 21 Jun 2018 949 posts	0 Shortcut Cam 😂 nellers
colindglen Jun 2018 2:44pm, 21 Jun 2018 361 posts	0 colindglen ^^Excellent^^
um Jun 2018 2:50pm, 21 Jun 2018 296 posts	0 um Will it compare to last year's in Pyongyang ?
Eynsham Red Jun 2018 5:54pm, 21 Jun 2018 3,019 posts	0 Eynsham Red It couldn’t be held in Pyongyang again as the Dear Leader Kim Jong Un doesn’t approve of other rulers in North Korea.
Jock Itch Jun 2018 10:38am, 22 Jun 2018 12,500 posts	0 Jock Itch I asked 100 women "What shampoo do you use whilst showering?" 98% of them asked me to get out of the shower.
chunkywizard Jun 2018 6:00pm, 22 Jun 2018 5,824 posts	0 chunkywizard so 2 didn't?