Gizmo's Grats (excuse his spelling, his claws catch the keys)
10:45am, 24th Aug 2023 | 12 Comments
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Helllooo. Mye nayme is Gizmo. Dady left hiz laptop open so I will telle yoo about my beinng trickd thee othr daye.
I was feelin gennerus nd let him haf a cuddel. Suddenley am in bocks! Mmmmmm. NOT HAPPY CAT (I haf herd bunniez can bee happy - dat tru?) I cann sing - so me sing LOUDLY AND LONGLY. Therre werre menny chorus' too sing as I gott put inn box on weels and catnapd.
I not stoopid. I knowe me was goin too c Monica (vet laydee) coz I not moove verry well nowe. My fink ddady wos worried. Mee made it diffikult for Monica too get mee from bocks, but the SHE FELLT MEE UP!
:O
Thenn she shayved my nek and did more fings wif needels an lisstend to mye hart. Dady sed I mayke a shit raydio. Gud, coz I iz CAT. Pick-turs above r me doin besst to be crosss wiv dady. Mee did get mye reveng tho.
Dady spend £174.40 of yor munny for Monica too tel him dat I iz grumpy old cat wiv slytly dicky kidnee and arfur-itis.
Hee-hee.
But me iz graytfull.
1. Me luv to haf chanse to play dady up by not hafing tablet. (I doo in the ennd).
2. Food.
3. My dady luv me even iff we haf to seee vet laydee.
3. Food.
4. Chicken.
5. Ham.
Mee fink dady comin bk nowe so mee go. Luffly too meete yu all.
Gizmo
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Vixx
Started running to help fight depression in 2002. Ran my first marathon in 2004 and have been bitten by the bug ever since. Marathon distance is my preferred race distance, but am branching out into half marathons and 10k races now, in order to work on building up my speed.Profile | Blog | Other Blogs