TriSport Fetch: The smell of 220

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Feb 2018
10:21pm, 23 Feb 2018
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GlennR
Red mist on a bike:

feelforthewater.com
Feb 2018
12:39am, 24 Feb 2018
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Angus Clydesdale
I shaks ma heid.

Seriously, is there no sacrosanct depth below which it’s embarrassing to be seen hawking? I’m struggling to reconcile the prostitution of an allegedly "pure consciousness" of swimming by the mercenary pimp of monetary gain. Commercialism at its 'best'.

So now SwimSmooth claim to be able to teach us biking too?!

I’m really very annoyed...
Feb 2018
12:40am, 24 Feb 2018
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Angus Clydesdale
I hope it’s the beginning of their downfall. Greedy bastards.
Feb 2018
12:45am, 24 Feb 2018
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Angus Clydesdale
Meanwhile the session is totally plagiarised from British Cycling (although, let’s face it, SwimSmooth have always been plagiarists - most of their swim stuff comes from either Maglischo or Sweetenham originally).
Feb 2018
1:12am, 24 Feb 2018
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Angus Clydesdale
Next Big Thing.......the BikeSmooth coach. Only £100* an hour, after which you'll be secure in the ability to recognise which end of an egg to suck first.

* possibly more, depending upon how gullible you look.

Special bonus symposium for those who have already contributed. For only another £250 you get to discuss whether or not the guy in front of you is actually wearing a new suit of clothes.......roll up, roll up, pay here folks!
Feb 2018
1:13am, 24 Feb 2018
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Angus Clydesdale
And is he really a King?!
Feb 2018
6:29am, 24 Feb 2018
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TRO Toddslayer
+1 for the magnificence of that rant.

Pretty true, and 'jumped the shark' springs to mind. I know a couple of coaches who have let their swim smooth qualification lapse due to the massive annual fees required. Others are put off by the cost to get it in the first place.

The 'swim smooth guru' was definitely a jump the shark initiative, not sure if it's still going.
Feb 2018
7:55am, 24 Feb 2018
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GregP
Top rantery Ankh. :)

Morning playmates.
Feb 2018
9:18am, 24 Feb 2018
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GlennR
I knew you’d like that AnC. ;)

The guru is still going.
Feb 2018
10:03am, 24 Feb 2018
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fraggle
MA - this 'rest foot for 72 hours' thing is boring!The joint itself feels stiff, and it was awkward to walk on yesterday, less so today, though I do have pins and needles in the sole of my foot, which will be driving me nuts by the end of the day. Still, need to rest it so the cortisone does its job :-)

TRO's description of the weather in Mallorca reminds me of my IM there when there was thunderstorm armageddon :-)

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