TriSport Fetch: Hotel Bastardos

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Gobi
Gobi
Mar 2019
10:16am, 7 Mar 2019
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Gobi
did we suggest you join us in the Hotel over the road ?
Hills of Death (HOD)
Hills of Death (HOD)
Aug 2019
2:33pm, 13 Aug 2019
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Hills of Death (HOD)
Garmin 735xt
Angus Clydesdale
Angus Clydesdale
Jan 2023
11:44am, 11 Jan 2023
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Angus Clydesdale
I declare the Hotel Bastardos a Dolly-free zone and I claim asylum.

~ blows dust off check-in desk ~
~ removes covers from comfy Chesterfield ~
~ settles in to snooze behind a broadsheet newspaper ~

You may give me a shout when the storm has passed.
SPR
SPR
Jan 2023
12:09pm, 11 Jan 2023
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SPR
Your asylum request has been rejected and you will be deported imminently back to the main thread.
Angus Clydesdale
Angus Clydesdale
Jan 2023
12:35pm, 11 Jan 2023
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Angus Clydesdale
Nope. Not going. Can’t make me.
Angus Clydesdale
Angus Clydesdale
Jan 2023
12:38pm, 11 Jan 2023
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Angus Clydesdale
Dear Lord. They’re discussing the merits of Sheen Easton now. It amounts to insufferable cruelty.
TROSaracen
TROSaracen
Jan 2023
12:41pm, 11 Jan 2023
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TROSaracen
You could go to the Deathmatch Hotel, book a guestroom and talk Taylor Swift?
SPR
SPR
Jan 2023
12:46pm, 11 Jan 2023
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SPR
Nope. Not going. Can’t make me.


It's ok, you'll only be deported after your indeterminate sentence for breaking and entering is complete. Until then, you'll be confined to the worst room here.
GregP
GregP
Jan 2023
12:47pm, 11 Jan 2023
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GregP
Blimey. I'm amazed anyone remembered where the spare key was. Bit dusty in here, gang.
SPR
SPR
Jan 2023
12:51pm, 11 Jan 2023
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SPR
You might need to get a new door Grep as the key wasn't used 😉

About This Thread

Maintained by GregP
Swim, bike, run, FETCH: The NEW Hotel Bastardos.

This thread is a temporary refuge when the original Hotel Bastardos gets an occasional makeover and the chintz comes out.

The hotel is currently CLOSED.

Last closed 22/11/18 due to a request from housekeeping.

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