Joke of the day........

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richmac Oct 2020 8:52pm, 8 Oct 2020 14,415 posts	0 richmac Some bastard glued my pack of cards together. I'm really upset I can't deal with it
Red Squirrel Oct 2020 9:04pm, 8 Oct 2020 21,590 posts	0 Red Squirrel A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, "Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows."
Mountkeen Oct 2020 10:58am, 9 Oct 2020 427 posts	0 Mountkeen I saw a Hindu ghost last night and started to shake and Shiva
Cheg Oct 2020 12:33pm, 9 Oct 2020 1,932 posts	0 Cheg It's take me a day to work out Red Squirrels. I kept saying Twenty Cows out loud in the hopes it sounded like something else. I feel stupid now.
Running on the Spot Oct 2020 1:39pm, 9 Oct 2020 336 posts	0 Running on the Spot Granted Karl Marx was a very influential figure in history, but little is said about his sister Onya, the inventer of the starting pistol.
AndyS Oct 2020 3:41pm, 9 Oct 2020 163 posts	0 AndyS One of my mates is from the Ukraine, and he's just watched a documentary about Chernobyl - he was able to count 8 historical inaccuracies on the fingers of one hand.
Cheg Oct 2020 3:49pm, 9 Oct 2020 1,935 posts	0 Cheg I got both of those instantly. I'm in the swing of it now.
minardi Oct 2020 10:30pm, 9 Oct 2020 5,979 posts	0 minardi If you're going to Vienna for the yodelling competition, boarding is now open. Please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue.
mushroom Oct 2020 8:14am, 11 Oct 2020 1,267 posts	0 mushroom Recently I learnt about the popular 80s sweets, Black Jacks and Fruit Salads. I'm now doing the Refresher course.
mushroom Oct 2020 8:16am, 11 Oct 2020 1,268 posts	0 mushroom