Joke of the day........

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Derby Tup Apr 2020 1:59pm, 20 Apr 2020 40,198 posts	0 Derby Tup I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
Nicholls595 Apr 2020 2:01pm, 20 Apr 2020 20,223 posts	0 Nicholls595 ~ well counted Tuppers ~
Derby Tup Apr 2020 2:03pm, 20 Apr 2020 40,199 posts	0 Derby Tup Have you seen who posted last on the previous page?
Binks Apr 2020 2:49pm, 20 Apr 2020 7,990 posts	0 Binks Someone needs to bail us out from all these lousy Virgin Atlantic jokes.
mushroom Apr 2020 2:50pm, 20 Apr 2020 1,108 posts	0 mushroom £500m do you Binks..?
Dave W Apr 2020 2:54pm, 20 Apr 2020 854 posts	0 Dave W Nice Caribbean island as collateral?
mr d Apr 2020 3:46pm, 20 Apr 2020 3,636 posts	0 mr d Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship with Norwich City. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
Mountkeen Apr 2020 3:56pm, 20 Apr 2020 413 posts	0 Mountkeen Baby crying on plane Bloke beside me: - "Can there be anything worse than a baby crying on a plane?" Me pulling out kazoo: - "Let's find out!"
Derby Tup Apr 2020 4:58pm, 20 Apr 2020 40,206 posts	0 Derby Tup
richmac Apr 2020 7:27pm, 20 Apr 2020 13,916 posts	0 richmac Heard the government were going to allow open markets to start trading I thought " that's a bazar decision"