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fetcheveryone Aug 2023 9:31am, 10 Aug 2023 29,511 posts	0 fetcheveryone The crust is crusty.
Fragile Do Not Bend Aug 2023 9:41am, 10 Aug 2023 11,446 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend “A spokesperson for the supermarket said they were disappointed to see “a small minority have tried to use the tool inappropriately and not for its intended purpose” “ I would have been disappointed if someone hadn’t used it inappropriately 😅
Maclennane Aug 2023 1:29pm, 10 Aug 2023 31,162 posts	0 Maclennane A spokesman for the supermarket didn't say that they were delighted as it's free publicity and has given them a morning's giggle as opposed to the turgid crap supermarket PR departments normally have to deal with.
GlennR Aug 2023 11:12am, 15 Aug 2023 72,104 posts	0 GlennR Take your pick:
cackleberry Aug 2023 11:19am, 15 Aug 2023 3,185 posts	0 cackleberry What is a cryosauna?
Nicholls595 Aug 2023 11:21am, 15 Aug 2023 30,784 posts	0 Nicholls595 Paraffin pack for prostate sounds terrifying
McGoohan Aug 2023 11:22am, 15 Aug 2023 53,068 posts	0 McGoohan Bake in a lymphoven on gas mark 4 for 40 minutes
McGoohan Aug 2023 11:23am, 15 Aug 2023 53,069 posts	0 McGoohan Paraffin pack for prostate sounds terrifying No naked flames nearby please
GlennR Aug 2023 11:23am, 15 Aug 2023 72,107 posts	0 GlennR “ Cryotherapy in Cryosauna Cryotherapy is one of the most effective methods of healing, rehabilitation and regeneration of the human body through cold applications. More about cryotherapy How does cryosauna work? Cryosauna is an aesthetic cylindrical cabin where the low temperature (-110 to -150 ° C) is precisely set and evenly maintained electronically. More about cryosauna Will cryotherapy also help you? Cryotherapy is suitable for active athletes and people with various illnesses.”
GlennR Aug 2023 11:24am, 15 Aug 2023 72,108 posts	0 GlennR kryosauna.cz