Things you want to say but can't

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OhMyFleecingGod Feb 2016 3:02pm, 12 Feb 2016 26,435 posts	0 OhMyFleecingGod The more often I see you the more you annoy me. Can I sack you as co-organiser? You don't ever do the slightest bit of organising, you bore people with stupid, irrelevant stories, you're a juvenile lazy bastard and quite frankly everything will be easier without you.
Bjúgnakrækir Feb 2016 3:13pm, 12 Feb 2016 2,221 posts	0 Bjúgnakrækir [Nods sagely, along with 99% of the population who know that they SHOULD care about gravitational waves, but frankly, couldn't distinguish them from microwaves.]
Badger Feb 2016 3:22pm, 12 Feb 2016 6,864 posts	0 Badger [The key difference is that you are never in a billion years going to be able to boil your own eyeballs with gravitational waves.]
macca 53 Feb 2016 3:25pm, 12 Feb 2016 22,124 posts	0 macca 53 [generous with the 1% there ITG unless its like this % who know they should care 99 % who couldn't give a f*ck 0.999999999999 % who really do care 0.000000000001 I may have got the first and second ones the wrong way round as well]
Bjúgnakrækir Feb 2016 3:55pm, 12 Feb 2016 2,222 posts	0 Bjúgnakrækir [What are you saying, Badger? That gravitational waves are crappier than microwaves? You can't heat the milk for your latte in them, either.]
Badger Feb 2016 4:18pm, 12 Feb 2016 6,865 posts	0 Badger [I'm saying that if your local white goods shop tries to sell you a gravitational wave oven with the awesome power of two black holes, you should probably say no.] The news should be exclusively composed of things I'm personally interested in
XB Feb 2016 4:44pm, 12 Feb 2016 3,272 posts	0 XB Why are Friday afternoons 16 hours long?
decorum Feb 2016 7:13pm, 12 Feb 2016 359 posts	0 decorum So, you're complaining that I've not sent you the information email that you requested ... but you're telling me you've received an 'odd' email about the subject we were discussing this morning and are wondering whether it's from a dodgy source and should delete it or not? How have you not connected that the 'odd' email, which actually specifies the content in multiple ways, and the one you're waiting for me to send might actually be one and the same?
decorum Feb 2016 7:27pm, 12 Feb 2016 360 posts	0 decorum [And you ~ how can your get up and go have got up and gone when it's not been seen for years? If I have to find it for you I will make sure that you can find it again by stapling it to your foreskin!]
GlennR Feb 2016 8:12pm, 12 Feb 2016 17,261 posts	0 GlennR [said the kindly old lady ;)]