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richmac Oct 2021 5:22pm, 15 Oct 2021 16,729 posts	0 richmac Not with gas at that price.. think of the amount of gas it will produce I fear harvesting that is the only way out oif this
colindglen Oct 2021 5:26pm, 15 Oct 2021 2,321 posts	0 colindglen There must be a beetroot out of this thread
Shortcut Cam Oct 2021 8:38pm, 15 Oct 2021 1,607 posts	0 Shortcut Cam What do you call a girl with a sunlamp on her head? Tanya
Jason1969 Oct 2021 10:51am, 17 Oct 2021 12,881 posts	0 Jason1969 My wife is angry with me because I get easily distracted during sex. Oh well, back to it, I suppose.
Mushroom Oct 2021 12:43pm, 17 Oct 2021 1,922 posts	0 Mushroom My wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour. Yeah, like that's going to happen during conker season..
daz1927 Oct 2021 8:57pm, 17 Oct 2021 6,037 posts	0 daz1927 What's a vegan's favourite website? QuornHub
daz1927 Oct 2021 9:03pm, 17 Oct 2021 6,038 posts	0 daz1927 Im that unlucky in love i onced asked out a blind woman and she told me she was seeing someone.
daz1927 Oct 2021 9:07pm, 17 Oct 2021 6,039 posts	0 daz1927 When I was younger, porn cost money and water was free. What happened?
daz1927 Oct 2021 9:10pm, 17 Oct 2021 6,040 posts	0 daz1927 My neighbour is hard to please. Yesterday he was complaining about the length of my grass, then at four 'o' clock this morning he's complaining about the noise.
Mushroom Oct 2021 8:50am, 18 Oct 2021 1,923 posts	0 Mushroom I've got to pull Daz up there - he's out of order. Most Quorn isn't vegan.