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Chrisity
About to Denmark?
Apr 2017
5:22pm, 5 Apr 2017
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Chrisity
About to Denmark?
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5:26pm, 5 Apr 2017
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GregP
Right. Imagine that Notts now play all their games at Grace Road, and have to pretend to be called Leicester.

Then if anyone asks, you say "We're not Leicester really" and they nod sympathetically and say it must be tough for you Northants supporters?

Like that, but with arrogant Surrey twatnasties. And worse.

And imagine someone has stuck a sodding great city in between you and Grace Road so it takes two hours each way to go. And when you get there it's full of Surrey twatnasties.

Well it's like that, but more so. It can fuck off further than a hot date with Yoko Ono.

I'd really rather go in with Kent and Sussex.
Apr 2017
5:29pm, 5 Apr 2017
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Nicholls595
But. And it's a big BUT. You might be able to play in a brown kit?
Apr 2017
5:31pm, 5 Apr 2017
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GregP
I wonder how much Cloudfm paid for the naming rights? Wonder whether I can scrape the cash to gazump them.

Welcome to the FUCK RIGHT OFF SURREY - YES RIGHT OFF - OFF YOU FUCK - AND YOU MIDDLESEX - YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD - WELL NOT REALLY BUT WE STILL DON'T LIKE YOU MUCH - OI - STILL HERE, SURREY? - I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOUR TO FUCK - RIGHT - OFF - RIGHT OFF, MIND YOU - GO ON - FUCK OFF - FUCK OFF SURREY County Ground.
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5:33pm, 5 Apr 2017
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Crash Hamster
Top rantage :D
Apr 2017
5:51pm, 5 Apr 2017
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Wriggling Snake
Bloody Hell Greppers :-).

Cardiff, they can piss off, how is Cardiff going to play in Bristol or god forbid, Taunton. Taunton, they can piss off too, Bristol it is.

I don't see how you can have 2 London teams and Southampton, the south coast is almost a suburb with the incredibly efficient Southern Rail.
Apr 2017
5:53pm, 5 Apr 2017
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Wriggling Snake
Hang on is it actually going to go ahead with T20 blast? They'll be playing 4 day county games in March and November.
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6:21pm, 5 Apr 2017
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Nicholls595
Fortress FUCK RIGHT OFF SURREY - YES RIGHT OFF - OFF YOU FUCK - AND YOU MIDDLESEX - YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD - WELL NOT REALLY BUT WE STILL DON'T LIKE YOU MUCH - OI - STILL HERE, SURREY? - I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOUR TO FUCK - RIGHT - OFF - RIGHT OFF, MIND YOU - GO ON - FUCK OFF - FUCK OFF SURREY County Ground?
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6:26pm, 5 Apr 2017
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Dave A
You can all fuck off apart from Yorkshire 😉

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