Aug 2021
10:53am, 5 Aug 2021
20,617 posts
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Bazoaxe
Kohli will make a daddy hundred and england will be bowled out by tea time Saturday
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Aug 2021
11:10am, 5 Aug 2021
25,401 posts
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Nicholls595
Not opening with Broad? Obviously trying to make him angry.
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Aug 2021
11:35am, 5 Aug 2021
23,684 posts
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TROSaracen
After a hundred balls England were 21-1.
India 26-0.
So we'd have lost that format as well....
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Aug 2021
12:01pm, 5 Aug 2021
14,360 posts
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Cerrertonia
If we do pull out of the Ashes, the important thing is to give only four minutes notice, and to give obviously ridiculous reasons, like we've heard they have lots of spiders and snakes and it's clearly to dangerous to visit.
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Aug 2021
12:18pm, 5 Aug 2021
23,686 posts
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TROSaracen
'because David Warner is a *&%t, and Steve Smith's ratface frightens kids'
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Aug 2021
12:20pm, 5 Aug 2021
25,410 posts
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Nicholls595
Well nobody can argue with that
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Aug 2021
1:02pm, 5 Aug 2021
25,412 posts
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Nicholls595
Two for One?
We seem to have got both Rohit and Sharma out
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Aug 2021
1:09pm, 5 Aug 2021
25,414 posts
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Nicholls595
Jeffrey out of the Ashes. Stone out of the Ashes. Stokes??? Maybe we will just drop out one by one until there is nobody left to tour anyway?
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Aug 2021
1:45pm, 5 Aug 2021
3,358 posts
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Oscar the Grouch
Jeffrey out. Bring back Geoffrey. To bowl. With his granny and her stick of rhubarb to bat. Obvs. I should think Gooch is still running laps so that's the top order sorted in 1977.
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Aug 2021
1:48pm, 5 Aug 2021
3,359 posts
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Oscar the Grouch
I shouldn't think D.I. Gower's laconic style has changed with age either so we have a number 3.
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